Genre: Erotic Western Parody / Softcore Comedy
If you crossed High Noon with a 1970s French porno mag and a dash of Benny Hill, you’d get something close to this gloriously ridiculous film. Released in 1975 (originally rated X in France, later downgraded to “erotic”), it’s an unapologetic parody of the classic Western High Noon (Le train sifflera trois fois in French), except the “train” that whistles three times is… a prostitute’s backside.
In a dusty frontier town, saloon owner John Keykett (played by the director himself, Jean-Marie Pallardy) faces a crisis: his star hooker Lulu has injured her rear end in an overly athletic threesome and is temporarily out of service. She promises her clients that when she’s ready to work again, her ass will literally whistle three times as the signal.
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Desperate to keep the business running, Keykett rides off to recruit the legendary “three Daltine sisters” – a trio of gorgeous, highly… talented ladies (played by Willeke van Ammelrooy, Alice Arno, and others). Cue chases on horseback, bumbling cowboys, a self-righteous sheriff, and a random Black Muslim cowboy for extra 1970s weirdness.The whole thing is stuffed with softcore sex scenes (they take up at least half the runtime), slapstick gags, and dialogue that sounds like it was written during a drunken dare.
Cast: Willeke van Ammelrooy, Alice Arno, Gilda Arancio, Martine Azencot, Patricia Mionnet
