Directed by
Adrian Hoven
David F. Friedman (additional segments) (US version)
Writing credits
(in alphabetical order)
Fred Denger story
David F. Friedman english version
Brigitte Parnitzke script
Cast
Raimund Harmstorf … Siegfried (as Lance Boyle)
Sybil Danning … Kriemhild (as Sybelle Danninger)
Heidy Bohlen … Brunhild (as Heidy Ho)
Carlheinz Heitmann … Gunther (as Peter Hard)
Fred Coplan … Hagen – Eye-patch Noble
Walter Kraus … Gernot – King’s Brother
Fred Berhoff … Giselher – King’s Brother
Peter Berling … Hansel
Achim Kaden … Captain Locker
In days of yore, Siegfried (LANCE
BOYLE), a bold and handsome young knight with magical powers, battles
villains and fire breathing dragons, all for king, country, and the love
of a fair maiden.
Siegfried and his faithful manservant, Hansel, arrive at the castle of
King Gunther of Burgundy. The hero’s reputation has preceeded him, so
Siegfried is given the royal treatment. And when the legendary visitor
is introduced to Gunther’s sister Kriemhild (played by a young and
lovely SYBIL DANNING) he sets his sights on having the beautiful Nordic
princess.
After some obligatory battling with the Danes and Saxons, Siegfried is
free to pursue Kriemhild, who has been keeping busy with her lovely
maidservant. He asks the king for her hand in marriage, and Gunther
agrees, if Siegfried will help him win the love of Brunhild, the
formidable Queen of Iceland. The two men journey to Iceland where
Brunhild and her icy Amazon hordes await them. When Gunther propositions
the Queen, she puts him to a test – to see how well and how long can he
sexually service her! Unfortunately, the King is limited in that
department, so it’s up to Siegfried to make himself invisible, and in
the dark, substitute for his less-then-virile friend.
Impressed, Brunhild agrees to marry Gunther and there’s a double
wedding. Kriemhild is blissfully happy, but all is not well as Brunhild
learns that it was actually Siegfried who rocked her world. Seething
with rage and jealousy, Brunhild tortures Kriemhild’s maid to learn the
secret of Siegfried’s only weakness…
Filmed on location in Germany, Austria (and Hollywood), The Long Swift
Sword of Siegfried is a bawdy tale of jousting, jubilation and jugs from
the Knight of Naughtiness, DAVID F. FRIEDMAN.
