Le sexe qui parle (1975)

“Le Sexe Qui Parle is in that rare class of rather famous films which actually happen to be really good pieces of cinema. Penelope Lamour stars as a woman who discovers that her vagina has developed both a life and voice of its own. This soon becomes a problem for not only her, but her philanthropist husband as well. As the vagina becomes more and more vocal (no pun intended), it ends up causing more and more trouble.

“Technically speaking, Le Sexe Qui Parle has the look of any classy French production, hardcore or otherwise, from the period. The acting… seems rather good all around. The cinematography and general look of the film are both first rate… Overall, while not perfect, Le Sexe Qui Parle is a strong and well made film [that has] most certainly stood the test of time and [is] just as entertaining now, in 2006 as it was in 1975.” –sarabay1978 at IMDb

A blonde (XNK0400) passes Joelle in the street and apparently makes a complimentary remark – in fact it was her pussy talking. Joelle follows her into a record shop, touches her up and thus catches the affliction. This first manifests itself at a party when, sitting on a sofa next to a blonde (XNK0401) and with all the other guests watching, she suddenly draws up her dress and starts to masturbate. She daydreams in the bath of sitting in a car at night, masturbating while men stand round and jerk off over the windscreen. Later her talking vagina begins to rule her life, making her do outrageous things, like going into a porn cinema and fucking two male customers in the toilets. A friend who happens to be a psychiatrist is brought in to talk to her, but Joelle’s pussy demands that Eric fuck her (anal, for which probably a body double) and that she goes down on Joelle The psychiatrist betrays professional confidences and gives a press conference on this interesting case and, persecuted by a sleazy journalist, Joelle and husband flee to her former home in the country. Then we see flashbacks of the outrageous behaviour of the young Joelle, related to Eric by her pussy. They begin when her stepfather came into her bedroom and touched her up, with no resisitance from the young Joelle. Her mother walks in on them and shoots the stepfather. Later, t he young Joelle seduces her teenage tennis partner, a school teacher (with her friend, Francoise Vandelle) and a priest.

The journalist manages to find her aunt, an artist he interrupts painting two nude young men (and having sex with them) and gets a lead on Joelle’s location. He breaks in to Joelle’s country house and she flees back to the aunt, who is now having a lesbian threesome with XNK0403 and Anne Millet. The aunt shops her to the journalist who records an interview with her vagina. Finally she is re-united with her husband and passes the affliction on to his penis.