Cream – Schwabing Report (1971)

The young, Italian stud Franco comes to Munich to earn some money for his family in Italy but soon he explores the womankind.


Producer George (simply dreadful: Rolf Zacher) has in mind, while his Italian friend and wannabe writer Franco (about as Italian as a menora: Sabi Dorr) is frolicking with a lonely MILF as well as with several young dishes from Munich’s early 70s hipster scene. Sounds cool? It ain’t. While the movie’s title promises a fine slice of sleaze, it actually breathes the unhealthy bore-you-to-death spirit of the German Autorenkino, delivers nothing the trailer of the U.S. version promotes.